I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
