Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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