I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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