So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
