Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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