i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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