This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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