It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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