i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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