why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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