so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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