Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
pop tarts are not kleenex
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
