Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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