me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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