I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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