And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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