At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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