I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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