I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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