I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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