have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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