that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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