Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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