I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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