Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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