I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
how drunk are you?
Several
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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