think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Randomize
