Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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