drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
wow bdsm is so cute
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