He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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