i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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