She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
that may or may not have been my penis.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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