I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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