this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
A+ Viking dick
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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