yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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