like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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