i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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