All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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