Hey man sorry I got all grabby
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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