she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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