I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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