I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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