was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Come share oat with me in your robe
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
