sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You did what with his pubic hair?
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