Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
im on a boat
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