I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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