grandma shit on top of the toilet
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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