Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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