I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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