do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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