do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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