i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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