Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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