have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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