Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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