Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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